Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…
NOPE
No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.
Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.
Wait.
Based
It’s clear who is winning
My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go
From forums we arose and to forums we will return
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In the recent Undertale newsletter, Toby Fox showed off an unused scene that would have occurred in the Judgement Hall had the player decided to speedrun the game! This scene features Sans chastising the player for being early and slowly eating an ice cream for about a full minute while an original, slow song plays. I’m sure this would have been quite a headache for speedrunners!
(The scene can be viewed in it’s entirety here)
bro just ranting over here about the de luque-brown family, cause i cannot stop thinking about them, and how since day 1 both vegetta and foolish have both been treated differently by the federation -thy are allowed to keep forbidden items, they can speak directly to the “gods”/admins and they get favors from them, hell leonarda died once in a cave and it was completely ignored even when we have record of it in video. not only that, but both immediately gravitating towards eachother, even BEFORE the egg event started.
cause like. not even quackity knew they would be as close as they are now, he legitimately thought that they would be rivals of some sort, considering both of their playstyles, but instead vegetta saw foolish and immediately started showering with gifts and foolish constantly tried to speak to him in spanish so he would be more comfortable. and both of them have this clear friendship and the federation clearly clocks this.
not only that, but if past servers’ lore affects the characters in qsmp -and as far as we’ve seen with philza, wilbur, vegetta, cellbit, etc it most likely DOES-, we’re talking about two of the strongest people in the island in-lore: you have foolish, a demigod of the oceans who was once a totem of death and a destroyer of nations before becoming a pacifist builder and a totem of undying instead; and then you have vegetta, the wise sage and creator of worlds, not necessarily a god, but as close as one could get.
why WOULDN’T the federation want the two of them content and distracted? or at least content enough that they will not become a cataclysmic level threat to them and the island itself.
anyways, all in all is to say tht it’s not that i believe that foolish or vegetta are traitors -thought i still believe it owuld be hilarious because the idea of foolish being evil and getting away with it because everyone in the server just sees him as a silly lil guy is just comedy gold. i do believe, however, that the de luque-brown/gamers-gaymer family is a threat enough to the federation that they are at a sort of stalemate, and thus they might be trying to use an “outside” force (a.k.a. the code) to try and somehow break them in some way that might turn them against the rest of the players. cause say the code managed to get on leos room to kill her. the room in the hotel FOREVER made. that HE assured vegetta would be safe. the same man that already told him that if something happened to his family again, shit would go DOWN.
#i cant stop thinking about this and them and everything#uuuughhhhh Foolish was EVIL BEFORE?!!?! AND NOBODY TOLD ME?!???
not necessarily evil but he was certainly not good! his lore in the dsmp was pretty much that he was now a pacifist and focused on building because he basically regreted all the terrible things he had done in the past and seeked to “atone”. and you know who “brough him back to his senses” that being fully a pacifist in this world was not a way of living because he would be taken advantage on? MOTHERFUCKING ALEX QUACKITY FROM LAS NEVADAS!!!!!!









